giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
- me: *laughs*
- parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
- Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
- *Wakes up February 5, 2069*
